I have figured myself out!

As of today I have figured myself out!

Here a description of what I am like as a person;

1. I have a simple personality. I am most happy when all things are well and everyone around me is happy and not complicated. When things become complicated or they are in disorder, I spring into action and I must correct the problems at hand.
2. I am very needy! I need to be cared about. I need to have everything be alright in my life (see number one). I need to have the ones I love, love me back in the same manner that I love them. I need a plan at all times from beginning to end for everything (so much for spontaneity). I need to have cotton swabs in the bathroom at all times (it’s an ear cleanliness thing, some of you may understand). I need things that are not yet apparent to me or anyone else at the time, but I need them to be met. I guess everyone should just know even though I don’t (What a spaz!).
3. I wear my emotions on my sleeves! I am never afraid to express my feelings on anything (personally this has been known to be my biggest downfall, in which I tend to say whatever I am feeling). Just ask anyone in my family about the golden seal movie, very emotional child.
4. I give 110%. I will give of myself and short myself over and over to make family and friends happy. Believe me it sets me up for being used a lot! But hey, I am very passionate, I always have been. This usually is the reason I don’t keep friends very long.
5. I do not like change! I respond to change like the North Pole responds to global warming! It freaks out and melts.
6. I have a very good, but dorky sense of humor. I see a lot of bad things at work and the one way to deal with it is laugh and make others laugh. I am always being reminded by my wife how the dorkiest people, that she is laughing at, remind her of how I act. I can get pretty crazy, especially on Day-Quil. Picture William Hung on pot!
7. I am moody. Either I am happy or angry, sometimes delusional and or depressed. Depending on where I am, and when I am there. Being not at work and being home with my wife and family is always an initially happy mood barring exigent circumstances. Being at work on a Thursday and in charge of intake usually brings out all moods at once. Ever see the exorcist?
8. I am easy to please. Don’t lie to me, cheat, steal from me or use me and I am a happy camper. We will get along just dandy!
9. And lastly, I am appreciative of my wife. Hi Babe! Regardless of all our troubles, only she makes me whole. I would be lost without her. She knows all my quirks and understands how weird I am and lets a lot of things go. She pushes me to try new things and gets me to step out there. She and I always balance each other out. I make her laugh and cry and it always makes me feel good when I can bring her happiness. She has been my rock when I have needed her, and so will I be hers forever. She is a large part of me.

If you ever wanted to know me, you do now. I am full of…well…something. I think my Grandma says,”Piss and vinegar,” or “shit”I can’t remember which.